January 2010
14 posts
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Had to give you props...
Now, this letter was brief, laudatory (who doesn’t love being applauded for repeating stuff that Eddie Murphy performed 25 years ago?), and sincere (have you seen this girl’s smile? very nice). Plus, she says she likes to laugh and I closed with a really bad pun based on the phrase that I was commenting on. This was classic, and never received a response. Note: the...
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Missed IM Message(s)
Hey everyone, This one is kind of confusing to me. Now, if you’ve gone to the trouble of instant messaging someone, but they miss your message, couldn’t you at the very least respond to the apology for missing your message? This one isn’t very clever, but it’s all true. I will post another one in a few minutes to make up for it. It’s a shame, really, because since...
Praying Jew Causes Emergency Landing →
goldman:
youngmanhattanite:
(via hellofriend)
The video of the Philly cop explaining tefillin like it’s some martian artifact (well, kinda true) is pretty priceless if you’re into Jew humor.
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you had me until you mentioned math
Leave it to me to write to a complete stranger and throw my brother under the math bus. Apparently, she’s seeing someone now. I guess he likes math. I believe I have another letter in this series that mentions the woman being blonde and good at math, so I’m sure that one needs no further investigation.
This letter goes to show that sometimes when you are drunk and/or awake at 5am,...
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Joe Pernice - Mercury Lounge 1/15/09
Joe Pernice - Mercury Lounge 1/15/09 Chicken Wire Endless Supply Our Time Has Passed Goodbye Killer (new) We Love The Stage (new) Judy Prince Valium Man Descending A Nude Descending A Staircase (new) Grudge Fuck Oklahoma (w/ Other Pernice) I’m Not the Loving Kind (w/ Other Pernice) I Go To Pieces (Del Shannon) (w/ Other Pernice) Chevy Van (Sammy Johns) (w/ Other Pernice) ...
FIRST PERSON TETRIS →
goldman:
Just play it. There are no words.
Doctors Without Borders on Tumblr →
staff:
Doctors Without Borders is doing an extraordinary amount in Haiti. Please support their efforts and donate anything you can.
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i just wanted to say
So yes, this might win the award for shortest message sent that you’re likely to see on here. Also, it’s worth noting that I don’t think there are any women out there who rate higher percentagewise on the site at the moment. So it makes sense that she never replied and that she is no longer active, because she probably never existed in the first place, and by mentioning...
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had to say hi
Wow, it’s 5:32am as I type this. I spent tonight working on the Facebook fan page for this blog, so that I can break the internet by having my blog update my facebook, my facebook update my twitter, my twitter update my facebook, on and on until something goes crazy and breaks and the universe goes kablooey!!! (Like Schrödinger’s Cat and a Möbius Strip playing chicken on a binary...
