I’m so excited… I’m, I’m so scared!!
When I worked a 9-5 job every morning I started my day out with a nice cup of hot caffine pill. I don’t like the taste of coffee so they did the trick. The odd thing was whenever I offered them to anyone they refused.
Caffeine pills have the same stigma as crack to most twenty-somethings. These kids will take any drug under the sun and not thing twice about it, but offer them the same amount of caffine that is in a cup of coffee and they freak out.
The only explanation of course is the episode of Saved By The Bell when Jessie flips out because she is addicted to caffine pills. That episode has changed lives and cost NoDoz millions. Seriously, offer your friends some caffine pills next time they say they are tired. When they say no, ask them if they have seen that Saved By The Bell episode.
The answer is always yes.
